Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Canada's worst driver

Wow. I'm stressed out just watching these bad drivers.

Some of them actually thing they're good drivers.

Hah. I like this show and I am also learning as I watch.

Over half the drivers and nominators are dressing like they're looking to hook up. I was embarrassed to look at the screen as the old lady with tons of cleavage showed up. I'm not into that kind.

There was an Indian guy who thought he was cool. I'm embarrassed.

In case you didn't know it I'm East Indian.

Enjoy the show. Click on a video.

Truck!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Nearly Naked Animals

Nearly Naked Animal


Okay judging by the title you should be over 18 to watch this show and understand what I will be discussing.  If you`re not over 18 then use your discretion.  I won`t say or do anything in this post that should teach you anything that you might have learned from the street.

Okay so what is the show about?  It's a cartoon where there are two hotels, one owned by a male dog and one owned by a female dog.  I could make a joke but if you're under 18 you will only pretend to know what I'm talking about.  These two dogs are brother and sister.  The sister wants to own both restaurants and put her brother in the street.

I forgot to mention that this cartoon has all kinds of animals, animated in a cute way.  These characters have a lot in common with a lot of famous celebrities.

There is a duck that I would say sounds a bit like Woody Allen and Rain Man all together.

There is a singing whale (I think it's a whale) that could be based on Sinatra .

It's a fun show. It's worth the waste of time.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory -- Well this sitcom is a great example of television comedy.  The world either started with a big bang followed by a whole lot of bangs or the world started through evolution.

The main characters of The Big Bang Theory are Leonard (remember from Roseanne?), Sheldon, Penny (rememmmmmmber slobber drool from 8 Simple Rules), Howard the pervert, and Raj (the pervert from India). 

There are three girls who mix it up with the guys.  There is Leslie who plays with Leonard and Howard.  There is Bernadette, who plays with Howard and becomes his wife.  There is then Amy, who matches up with Sheldon.  Leonard was dating Penny until some episodes in.  Well we men lived through him and then went into severe depression when he messed the whole thing up.

I have to go but I'll add to this post or do a new one.  Just sit there and wait.  Seriously don't move.......ahhhh You moved.   I'm watching you........ Oh crap.....Come back later.

Later.

Canada's Worst Handyman

Canada's Worst Handyman is a show that is full of television comedy.


We've had to go through some repairs in our own home and after watching
Canada's Worst Handyman I made sure we hired people who know what they are doing.  I did find that there are a lot of idiots in the industry. 

These idiots claim to know their work and they will lecture you on the work.  These idiots will even tell you how many years they have been doing this kind of work.  They claim that they perfected their work after all these years of figuring things out.

That means they were experimenting with people's homes.  Let a person play around with your heart if you have an attack.  You might live, if your lucky.  After years of people dying or suffering we will have a "doctor". 

Watch the show, if you can find it.  I think there are some episodes here and there on the net.  I'm pretty sure that they have dvds of the show.  It's all entertaining and you WILL learn something.

Don't do your own repairs if you can afford to hire someone.  It is worth saving up to get it done right.

I need to get some more duct tape.  My wall is falling apart.  My dining table has a broken leg.  A little duct tape and nobody will know.

Later.

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is now making about 40 million an episode on Two and a Half Men. Well that makes him a cheap date. Wait......let me review what I just typed. Oh....... 40 million.........thud!!!!! I just fell of my chair......well actually the edge of my bed. Yeah I wanna make money typing stuff.

Okay back to my shock. Yes I said 40 million an episode. I will verify that again. You can tell me if I got it wrong. That buys a lot. I could buy a few houses every month. I could eat more tacos and burritos and chilli cheese fries.

Well this post is about That 70s Show. I wasn't too surprised that he became a huge star. He married Demi and then messed it up by playing around. He doesn't look sad because he can probably catch a good percentage of the female population in his net.

Punked was childish but sometimes really funny. We did get to see celebrities in their real world and unscripted.

So now read about That 70s Show. I will update the posts instead of having brand new posts. So my real fans will madly click on everything they can on the screen. Sounds like high school. Where did you go to high school. Well there is a story I like to brag about but no names and only if you ask me and ...... naaaa. I'm still friends with the girl. It was just ....... okay if I withhold names ....... I don't want to take a chance that some idiot tells some idiot and I lose my friendship.

Here is the summarized version: I was in science class with a hot girl and we were partners for an experiment. The situation was similar to us both picking up our books at the same time and meeting in the middle. That's all. Well that's all I'm telling.


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

SpongeBob Squarepants

I saw the SpongeBob Squarepants movie recently. I think it originally wa aired a couple years ago.

There was a lot of animation and real footage.

David Hasselehoff rescued SpongeBob and Patrick the starfish at the end of the movie. Using celebrities is a great idea.

Pink was on a regular or special episode. She sang about scurvy. She looked real cute.

Back to the movie...I didn't get to watch the movie from the beginning but I got the idea.

The main thing was that Sponge and Patrick had to go to a dangerous place to do get King Neptunes crown. They had a time limit.

Back home Mr. Crabs was frozen by King Neptune. Sponge and Patrick had to be back in 6 days or the king would burn Crabs to death.

You should try to catch the movie or find it however to find out what happens. I am sad but I'll get over it.

Bye.

Monday, October 8, 2012

SpongeBob Squarepants

Eleventy seventy

Pink was on the show singing "we got scurvy"

More later.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Anger Management

Anger Management


He's back.  Charlie Sheen is a psychiatrist or psychologist and it looks like the show is having a good start.

That girl.... what's her name?   I'll remember it just as I finish this post or a year from now.

He's a therapist and she's a therapist, people have sex, and so far we haven't been insulted by frivolous stuff.

There was an intelligent moment where Sheen's character shows a client that he isn't being bothered by a ghost.  It turns out a the client put a lamp puts a lamp with curtains by an air vent.  The vent makes the lamps curtains flutter.  It looks spooky until you figure it out.  The patient makes Sheen's character feel good about his choice of career.

I haven't watched this show a lot so I will need time to say more.  It looks good right now.

You can tell me what you think.....I mean now......I'll wait.....I'll go make a sandwich......Oh you need more time.....Okay slowpoke.......

More later.  Enjoy.  Oh yeah and become a member of my blog to give me credibility.  That way I can buy more cans of beens or ravioli.  I hear that food keeps you alive.  Oh yeah and the rent is due...shhhhhhh.  The landlord is knocking.  Oh crap it's just my knees.

Okay later.

Zane.