Saturday, June 29, 2013

Sitcoms

Sitcoms

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Sitcom
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They are fun....Watch them....You Know You Want To. They have been entertaining us for many years. Many people planned their lives around television. Parents would sit with their children to have dinner and watch television. Children would run home to see what the Beaver was up to. These programs showed us that ordinary people could have fun lives and adventures. People can relate to stories being told, well not always.

Grace Under Fire......... a fun way to deal with life. Some shows are about silly things that keep small communities busy. Other shows explore the lives of single parents or people in various relationships. There are shows about teenagers going through teenage stuff.



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Sitcoms like Corner Gas are fun For some people hangout in bar seems like a fun thing and it can be especially when you create amazingly funny characters that take a simple bar situation and make it a half hour of fun. In one comedy a man with kids marries a woman with kids. Let the feathers get ruffled and fly.





Check out Reba Curious yet? Explore all the different shows and watch them on television. You may just have missed out on some great shows. Suggest a show that I should explore. I'm sure I haven't seen it all. If fact I know I have a lot of television to catch up on and now I will.
 

Shaun Majumder

Shaun Majumder

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Category: Stand Up Comedy

Shaun is mix between East Indian and Newfoundland white.....He uses the word "Poufie".....a mix between person from Pakistan and person from Newfoundland.
He is on TV a lot. He hosts a show here and there. He talks about his background a lot.
This Gemini award winning Actor/Comedian Shaun Majumder has appeared in the feature films, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The Ladies Man, Pushing Tin, and Purpose. Currently a regular cast member of This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Shaun’s television career has included roles on Fox's 24, a regular cast member on Cedric the Entertainer Presents, Hatching Matching and Dispatching, Relic Hunter and John Woo's Once a Thief. Shaun is a favorite of Montreal's Just for Laughs Comedy Festival having hosted the TV series for three seasons. He currently resides in Los Angeles.



Shaun Majumder
Shaun Majumder (born January 29, 1972) is a Canadian comedian and actor.
Biography
Majumder was born in Burlington, Newfoundland and Labrador to a Canadian mother and an Indian father. He started his entertainment career as an announcer for the YTV game show CLIPS, and soon was hosting the network's popular morning kids show Brain Wash, where he was known as Ed Brainbin. He also hosted the "Slime Tour" segments on the popular game show Uh Oh!. Eventually he joined This Hour Has 22 Minutes in 2003, and also hosted 15 episodes of the Just for Laughs specials on television and participated in the Comedy festivals in Montreal. He was also a star of Cedric the Entertainer Presents, aired in the United States on the Fox network, and appeared in an NFB documentary on aspiring Canadian comics, The Next Big Thing.[1]
Majumder has also starred in the CBC comedy pilot Hatching, Matching and Dispatching and the short film Plain Brown Rapper, as well as playing Kumar's brother in the 2004 comedy Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.



Shaun Majumder
Majumder often plays an alter ego called Raj Binder. Binder is an Indian reporter with an accent, who sweats profusely. Binder first appeared in a sketch from a comedy showcase with some former YTV costars called The Bobroom, but gained popularity in a sketch called "Backstage with Binder" for Just for Laughs where he interviews the comedians after their performance. Majumder continues to portray Binder on 22 Minutes.
Majumder caused some minor controversy when "Raj" posed in the MegaStars group picture during the Heritage Classic NHL outdoor ice-hockey game. Majumder made a guest appearance on two episodes of the television series 24, playing Hasan Numair, a terrorist nuclear technician working for Abu Fayad. He is currently playing Dr. Freddy Sahgal in the Fox TV series Unhitched, which premiered on March 2, 2008.
Majumder is in a 5 year relationship with American actress Shelby Fenner. They are currently engaged.



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Shaun Majumder
Some of His Work
Actor: In Production 2000s, 1990s
Bob Funk (2008) (completed) .... Raymundo
"Robson Arms" .... Dr. Jordan Cohen (1 episode, 2008) - Baby? What Baby? (2008) TV episode .... Dr. Jordan Cohen
"Unhitched" .... Freddy (6 episodes, 2008) - Pole-Dancing Toddler (2008) TV episode .... Freddy - Mardi Gras Croc Attack (2008) TV episode .... Freddy - Yorkshire Terrier Sucked Into the Internet (2008) TV episode .... Freddy - Conjoined Twins Pitch No-Hitter (2008) TV episode .... Freddy - Woman Marries Horse (2008) TV episode .... Freddy (1 more)
"24" .... Hasan Numair (2 episodes, 2007) - Day 6: 8:00 a.m.-9:00 a.m. (2007) TV episode .... Hasan Numair - Day 6: 9:00 a.m.-10:00 a.m. (2007) TV episode .... Hasan Numair
"This Hour Has 22 Minutes" .... Tucker T. Bartlett / ... (15 episodes, 2003-2006) - Episode dated 7 April 2006 (2006) TV episode .... Tucker T. Bartlett/Various - Episode #13.4 (2005) TV episode .... Tucker T. Bartlett/Various - Episode #13.3 (2005) TV episode .... Tucker T. Bartlett/Various - Episode dated 8 November 2005 (2005) TV episode .... Tucker T. Bartlett/Various - Episode #13.1 (2005) TV episode .... Tucker T. Bartlett/Various (10 more)
"The Standard" (2005) TV series .... Comic - Himself Plain Brown Rapper (2005) .... Sundeep Rappa
"Hatching, Matching, & Dispatching" (2005) TV series .... Cyril Pippy (unknown episodes)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) .... Saikat Patel ... aka Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (Europe: English title) (UK) ... aka Harold et Kumar chassent le burger (Canada: French title)
"Snakes & Ladders" .... Daniel Ivory (1 episode, 2004) - Sisters (2004) TV episode .... Daniel Ivory
Comedy Night in Canada (2003) (TV)
This Hour Has 22 Minutes: New Year's Eve Special (2003) (TV)
"Cedric the Entertainer Presents" (2002) TV series .... Various Characters (unknown episodes)
Purpose (2002) .... Victor Razdan
"Royal Canadian Air Farce" .... Chip Kellaway / ... (1 episode, 2002) - Episode dated 1 February 2002 (2002) TV episode .... Chip Kellaway/The Visible Minority/Various
"Relic Hunter" .... Baz (1 episode, 2001) ... aka Relic Hunter - Die Schatzjägerin (Germany) ... aka Sydney Fox l'aventurière (France) - The Light of Truth (2001) TV episode .... Baz
The Ladies Man (2000) .... V.S.A. Member ... aka The Ladies' Man (UK)
The Bobroom (2000) (TV) .... Various Characters
Pushing Tin (1999) .... New Controller ... aka Turbulenzen - und andere Katastrophen (Germany)
"The City" .... Mick (1 episode, 1999) ... aka Deep in the City (International: English title) - Blood Sports (1999) TV episode .... Mick
Reluctant Angel (1998) .... Male Clerk
"Once a Thief" .... The Prince (1 episode, 1997) - It Happened One Night (1997) TV episode .... The Prince



Shaun Majumder
Writer:
"Comedy Central Presents" (1 episode, 2008) - Shaun Majumder (2008) TV episode (writer)
2004 East Coast Music Awards (2004) (TV) (writer)
Self: 2000s 1990s
"Comedy Central Presents" .... Himself (1 episode, 2008) - Shaun Majumder (2008) TV episode .... Himself
"This Hour Has 22 Minutes" .... Himself / ... (34 episodes, 2006-2008) - Episode #15.20 (2008) TV episode .... Himself/Various - Episode #15.19 (2008) TV episode .... Himself/Various - Episode #15.18 (2008) TV episode .... Himself/Various - Episode #15.17 (2008) TV episode .... Himself/Various - Episode #15.16 (2008) TV episode .... Himself/Various (29 more)
"Canada A.M." .... Himself (1 episode, 2007) ... aka Canada A.M. Weekend (Canada: English title: weekend title) - Episode dated 15 June 2007 (2007) TV episode (uncredited) .... Himself
21st Annual Gemini Awards (2006) (TV) .... Himself - Presenter
"Urban Rush" .... Himself (1 episode, 2006) - Episode dated 20 September 2006 (2006) TV episode .... Himself
The 6th Annual Canadian Comedy Awards (2005) (TV) .... Nominee (Best Male TV Performance)
"The Greatest Canadian" (2004) (mini) TV mini-series .... Himself - co-host
2004 East Coast Music Awards (2004) (TV) .... Co-host
18th Annual Gemini Awards (2003) (TV) .... Himself
"The Next Big Thing" (2003) (mini) TV mini-series .... Himself
Just for Laughs (2002) (TV) .... Himself ... aka Judith Lucy's Just for Laughs (Australia: complete title)
"Late Friday" .... Himself (1 episode, 2002) - Episode #2.9 (2002) TV episode .... Himself
"Uh-Oh!" (1997) TV series .... Himself - Slime Tour Host (1997-2001)



Shaun Majumder
What The Lavin Agency says about Shaun Majumder
"Every so often an entertainer comes along who defies classification; someone who breaks new ground and comes to occupy unique territory in Canadian entertainment. Comedian Shaun Majumder is that kind of unique personality."
"Born and raised in Newfoundland, Majumder is renowned for his ability to create hilarious, endearing and memorable comic characters. Whether it's on This Hour Has 22 Minutes, in one of his CBC comedy specials, or at such live venues as Just for Laughs, his humour gently prods our sensibilities while provoking genuine guffaws of laughter. On location skits, such as his interview (in the role of "Raj Binder") of Vijay Singh at the "Calcutta Open" have become instant classics."
What does Shaun Majumder talk about?
The Comedy of Shaun Majumder
"Having honed his skills early on as a standup comedian and member of Second City, Majumder's lives performances are a major hit with corporate and association audiences. The presence of one of North America's hottest young entertainers brings a sense of occasion and buzz of excitement to an event. With a professional's sense of timing and improvisational skills, Majumder also makes a great host or MC, keeping any event running like clockwork, while injecting a sense of spontaneity and fun into the proceedings."
A bit of Shaun Majunder information from the Lavin Agency
www.thelavinagency.com



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Seinfeld

Seinfeld

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Seinfeld
Category: Sitcom
Number of Seasons: 9
Number of Episodes: 180 (including two-part episodes and clip shows)
Executive Producers: Fred Barron (Season 1), Larry David (Seasons 2-7), Ben A. Scott, Howard West, George Shapiro, Andrew Scheinman, Jerry Seinfeld (Seasons 8-9)
Original Channel: NBC
Original Run: July 5, 1989 to May 14, 1998
The show is an Emmy Award-winning American situation comedy that originally aired on the National Broadcasting Company from July 5, 1989 to May 14, 1998, lasting nine seasons. Many of its catchphrases have entered into the popular culture lexicon. The show led the Arthur Nielsen Media Research Ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two (along with NBC's ER) every year from 1994 to 1998.[1] In 2002, TV Guide named the show as the greatest American television program of all time. A 2006 sitcom industry poll conducted by the United Kingdom's Channel 4 voted the show as the third best sitcom ever, ranking behind Frasier and Fawlty Towers.
The eponymous series was created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, with the former starring as a fictionalized version of himself. Set predominantly in an apartment block on New York City's Upper West Side (but shot mostly in Los Angeles, California), the show features a host of Jerry's friends and acquaintances, which include George Costanza, Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer. The show was produced by Castle Rock Entertainment and distributed by Columbia Pictures Television and Columbia TriStar Television (now Sony Pictures Television). It was largely co-written by David and Seinfeld with inputs from numerous script writers, including Larry Charles, Peter Mehlman, Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Carol Leifer, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer, Steve Koren, Jennifer Crittenden, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Charlie Rubin, Alec Berg, Spike Feresten, and Peter and Bobby Farrelly.




Overview
Jerry and Larry pitched Seinfeld as a "show about nothing," similar to the self-parodying "show within a show" of Season 4 episodes "The Pilot, Part 1" and "Part 2". The show stood out from the typical family- or coworker-driven TV sitcoms of its time. None of the principal show characters were related by blood or worked together. The episodes of most sitcoms revolve around a central theme or contrived comic situations, whereas most episodes of the show focused on the minutiae of daily life, such as waiting in line at the movies, going out for dinner, buying a suit, coping with the petty injustices of life. Some viewers hold the belief that the world view presented in The show is somewhat consistent with the philosophy of nihilism, the view that life is pointless.
Tom's Restaurant, a diner at 112th St. and Broadway in Manhattan, referred to as Monk's Cafe in the show. Google Street View
Originally, the show began with Jerry delivering his stand-up comedy routine, which was set in a comedy night club. The theme of his act is loosely based on the plot of each episode. Originally, his stand-up act would bookend an episode, for a while even functioning as cutscenes during the show. By Season 4, the cutscenes in the middle of the episodes became less common and by Season 6, the clips that ended the shows also became less common. By Season 8, the stand-up act was cut out entirely as the plots expanded and required more time. The show's main characters, and many secondary characters, were modeled after Seinfeld's and David's real-life acquaintances.
Other recurring characters were based on well-known, real-life counterparts, such as the Soup Nazi (based on Soup Kitchen International manager Al Yeganeh), Jacopo Peterman of the J. Peterman catalogue (nominally based on John Peterman), and George Steinbrenner, the owner of the New York Yankees.
In most show episodes, one story thread is presented at the beginning, involving the characters in separate and unrelated situations. Rapid scene-shifts between story lines move the story forward. By Season 4, the episodes ended by having all of the separate story lines converge—often unexpectedly. Despite the separate plot strands, the narratives reveal "consistent efforts to maintain [the] intimacy" between the small cast of characters.[cite this quote]The show kept a strong sense of continuity—characters and plots from past episodes were frequently referenced or expanded upon. Occasionally, story arcs would span multiple episodes and even entire seasons. Larry David, the show's head writer and executive producer for the first seven seasons, was praised for keeping a close eye on minor details and making sure the main characters' lives remained consistent and believable. He would later make use of season-long story arcs in his next series, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The show stood apart from other sitcoms of the time for not placing a shred of importance on the characters learning moral lessons. In effect, the characters are often morally indifferent or callous. It was often said that the mantra of the shows' producers was: "No hugging, no learning."



Main characters
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld (himself)—Jerry is the show's central character who comes across as a cleanliness freak. He is obsessed with orderliness and is a bit of a "germophobe". In the show, Jerry makes a living as a stand-up comedian. His apartment is the center of a world visited by his eccentric friends George, Elaine and Kramer. He is often seen as "the voice of reason" amid all the insanity generated by the people in his world.[6] Plot lines often involve Jerry's romantic relationships; he typically finds "stupid reasons to break up" with women. While seemingly the 'normal' one amongst his friends, his character's neurosis reveals itself in his obsessive cleanliness, narcissism, and steadfast immaturity. His favorite superhero is Superman and there are various references to it in the series.
George Costanza
George Costanza (Jason Alexander)—George is Jerry's best friend since school. He is cheap, dishonest and often jealous of others' achievements. He is often portrayed as a loser who is insecure about his capabilities. He often lies about his profession, relationship and almost everything else, which usually creates trouble for him later. He often uses an alias ("Art Vandelay"), when lying or assuming a fake identity. George was once succinctly described by Elaine as a "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man". He fantasizes of being an architect. He often does questionable things which others might also do but often gets caught in the act (such as peeing in a parking garage).
Elaine Benes
Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)—Elaine is intelligent and assertive, but superficial. She sometimes has a tendency to be very honest with people, which often gets her into trouble.[8] She often gets caught up in her boyfriends' habits, her eccentric employers' unusual demands, and the unkindness of total strangers. A recurring plot line for Elaine is her frustrating inability to find Mr. Right; she also goes through an on/off relationship with David Puddy throughout Season 9. She used to date Jerry, and remains his close friend. One of Elaine's trademark maneuvers is her forceful shove when she receives good news or shocking news, sometimes using the catch phrase "get out!". She is seen as the intellectual stronghold of the group of friends.
Cosmo Kramer
Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards)—Kramer is Jerry's own unique "wacky neighbor" and friend. His trademarks include his humorous upright bouffant hairstyle, his vintage wardrobe and his energetic sliding bursts through Jerry's apartment door. Elaine refers to him as a 'hipster doofus'. At times he acts naive, dense and almost child-like, yet randomly shows astonishing insight into human behavior. Though he never seems to have held a 'real' job, he often makes a bundle on some wacky scheme. He often dreams of ridiculous schemes to make money, some of which include a pizza place where "you make your own pie", a cologne which smells like "the beach", and designing a brassiere for men called the "Bro" (or Manssiere according to Frank Costanza). Kramer consistently goes out of his way to help total strangers.



Secondary characters
There are numerous recurring minor characters in the show. The most prominent are:
Newman
Newman (portrayed by Wayne Knight)—An overweight, despicable postal worker. He is Kramer's accomplice and Jerry's nemesis. Newman is a neighbor of both (Apartment 5E) and he is noted for his excessive overeating. He will go out of his way to make Jerry's life miserable. He is usually greeted contemptuously by Jerry with "Hello, Newman!," to which he responds with "Hello, Jerry!" in similar fashion. He is always plotting against Jerry, always eating and being obnoxious in Jerry's apartment. He is the most frequently recurring male character, from his first appearance in the show's second season all the way through the last episode.
Morty Seinfeld (originally portrayed by Phil Bruns, but later replaced by Barney Martin) and Helen Seinfeld (portrayed by Liz Sheridan)—They are Jerry's parents. Morty is a retired raincoat salesman and famous for obstinately sticking to his convictions; Helen cannot understand why anyone would not like her son. They always feel that Jerry is not making enough money and try to help him out financially. These two characters are based on Jerry's biological parents.
Frank Costanza (originally portrayed by John Randolph, replaced by Jerry Stiller) and Estelle Costanza (portrayed by Estelle Harris)—They are George's eccentric parents. George usually blames them for his current mental state and failure to succeed in life. They are known for their violent temper, often leading to yelling and constant verbal fights. They make many appearances from seasons 4 to 9.
Uncle Leo (portrayed by Len Lesser)—He is Jerry's uncle and Helen's brother. He personifies the eccentric old man and often tries to demean Jerry with comparisons to his own purportedly successful son. He has a habit of grabbing the person with whom he is conversing by the arm. He always brags about his son, Jeffrey (who never makes an appearance on the show), who works for the Parks Department. Uncle Leo is seen in seasons 2 to seasons 9 occasionally.
Susan Ross (played by Heidi Swedberg)—George's fiancée and a former NBC executive. She tries to become friends with Elaine and Jerry in one episode but can't tolerate their inane chatter. She worked for NBC in season 4 and was engaged to George in season 7. She dies in the last episode of season 7, from cheap poisonous envelopes. She is the most frequently recurring female character in seasons 4 and 7, and has a cameo role in the season 9 episode titled "The Betrayal".
Mickey Abbott (portrayed by Danny Woodburn)—A friend of Kramer's and a "little person", he has aspirations to be an actor ("The Wait Out", "The Burning") and competes for women with Kramer ("The Yada Yada"). He makes appearances from Season 5-9.
George Steinbrenner (voiced by Larry David, portrayed by Lee Bear, who is only seen from behind)—He is George's boss and owner of the New York Yankees. Steinbrenner's face is never shown on the show. He is parodied for his arrogance and lack of touch with the realities of running of a baseball team. A recurring gag is for him to call George into his office, then proceed to ramble on about inane topics as George slowly walks out the door. In edited scenes, the real George Steinbrenner makes a cameo appearance and goes out with Elaine. The scenes were cut due to time constraints and are available on the season 7 DVD. He usually appears from the finale of season 5 to 9.

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Secondary Characters continued
Justin Pitt (portrayed by Ian Abercrombie)—Usually referred to as "Mr. Pitt," he was Elaine's demanding boss during the sixth season. He hired her because she reminded him of Jackie Onassis. He makes his appearance throughout Season 6 as well as "The Finale".
Kenny Bania (portrayed by Steve Hytner)—Bania is a fellow stand up comedian. Jerry hates Bania, because he is so annoying. Bania's trademark "Hey Jerry!" is often treated by Jerry and his friends with annoyance and indifference. Kenny Bania appears in various episodes throughout seasons 6 through 9.
Tim Whatley (played by Bryan Cranston)—Jerry's dentist, he appears in Seasons 6, 8 and 9. Elaine accuses him of regifting in "The Label Maker", and he converts to Judaism and begins to make references to the Jewish people as if he is a lifelong Jew in "The Yada Yada".
David Puddy (portrayed by Patrick Warburton)—Puddy is Elaine's on-again, off-again boyfriend. He is a competent auto mechanic, but also an airhead with numerous quirks, most notably his squinting, staring, and insatiable appetite for high fives. He calls himself a Christian and he is known for his short, unapologetic delivery and unflinching assuredness. He is seen in seasons 6 and 9.
J. Peterman (played by John O'Hurley)—He is one of Elaine's eccentric bosses. Peterman owns the J. Peterman apparel company and Elaine works on the catalog released by the company. Using the florid style of a treasure hunter, he typically announces his journeys to exotic locations in search of unique clothing. He is usually seen making an appearance from the finale of season 6 to season 9.
Jackie Chiles (portrayed by Phil Morris)—Jackie is Kramer's lawyer. He has a secretary named Suzy and sets up appointments for his clients with an unseen "Dr. Bison". He also speaks with a rapid-fire delivery and tends to overuse grandiose adjectives like 'preposterous' and 'outrageous'. Chiles is a caricature of the late Johnnie Cochran. He is seen occasionally in seasons 7 to 9.
Sue Ellen Mischke (portrayed by Brenda Strong)—She is known as the "Bra-less Wonder" due to her habit of not wearing a brassiere. She is the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune. Out of spite, Elaine gives her a bra as a birthday gift which Sue Ellen wears as a top. She repeatedly attempts to better Elaine, but was finally betrayed in her appearance in "The Betrayal". She makes an appearance in seasons 7 to 9.



Notable guest appearances
See List of the show's minor characters for a complete list of celebrities who played themselves and other guest stars in minor roles.
Besides its regularly recurring characters, the show featured numerous celebrities who appeared as themselves or as girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses and other acquaintances. Many of those who made guest appearances would become household names later in their careers, or were comedians and actors who were well-known for previous work.



Plot
Seinfeld violated several conventions of mainstream television. The show, which (correctly or not) is often described as "about nothing", became the first television series since Monty Python's Flying Circus to be widely described as postmodern.
Several elements of Seinfeld fit in with a postmodern interpretation. The show typically is driven by humor dispersed with superficial conflict and characters with strange dispositions.
The characters were "thirty-something singles ... with no roots, vague identities, and conscious indifference to morals". Usual conventions, such as isolating the characters from the actors playing them and separating the characters' world from that of the actors and audience, were broken. One such example is the story arc in which the characters promote a television sitcom series named Jerry. The show within the show, titled Jerry was much like Seinfeld, in which Seinfeld played himself, and that the show was "about nothing". Jerry was launched in the Season 4 finale, but unlike Seinfeld, it was not picked up into a series.
Many episodes revolved around the characters becoming involved in the lives of others to typically disastrous results. However, regardless of the damage they caused, they never gained anything from the experience and continued to be selfish, egocentric people. On the set, the notion that the characters should not develop or improve throughout the series was expressed as the "no hugging, no learning" rule. This quote is almost referenced in an episode ("The Secret Code") where Kramer says to Jerry, "Well the important thing is, you learned something," to which Jerry replies, "No I didn't." Unlike most sitcoms, there are no moments of pathos; the audience is never made to feel sorry for any of the characters. Even Susan's death in the series elicits no genuine emotions from anyone in the show.
The Seinfeld community can draw on a large amount of in-slang, "a lexicon of Seinfeldian code words and recurring phrases, that evolved around particular episodes". The show has propelled many catchphrases such as Yada Yada Yada, master of your domain, and festivus into daily life conversations.



Evolution
Seasons 1 to 3: The early years
The show premiered as The Seinfeld Chronicles on July 5, 1989, on NBC. The pilot was not very well received. After it aired, a pickup by the NBC network did not seem likely and the show was actually offered to Fox, which declined to pick it up. However, Rick Ludwin, head of late night and special events for NBC, diverted money from his budget, and the next four episodes ("Male Unbonding", "The Stakeout", "The Robbery", and "The Stock Tip") were filmed. These episodes were highly-rated as they followed Cheers on Thursdays at 9:30 p.m., and the series was finally picked up. At one point, NBC considered airing these episodes on Saturdays at 10:30 but instead gave that slot to a short-lived sitcom, FM.
Seinfeld was championed by television critics in its early seasons, even as it was yet to cultivate a substantial audience. The series was generally seen as steadily improving over the course of its first four seasons. The early episodes such as "The Chinese Restaurant", "The Pony Remark", "The Parking Garage", and "The Subway", tended to be more realistic than the later ones, and dealt with the minutiae of daily life, such as getting stuck on the subway or waiting for their turn in a Chinese restaurant.



Seasons 4 to 5: Seinfeld's prime
Season 4 marked the sitcom's entry into the Nielsen Ratings Top 30, coinciding with several popular episodes, such as "The Bubble Boy", "The Outing", "The Airport", and "The Junior Mint". This was the first season to use a story arc, in which Jerry and George try to create their own sitcom, Jerry.
Much publicity followed the controversial episode, "The Contest", an Emmy Award-winning episode written by co-creator Larry David, whose subject matter (masturbation) was considered inappropriate for primetime network television. To circumvent this taboo, the word "masturbation" was never used in the script itself, instead substituted by a variety of oblique references.
Midway through that season Seinfeld was moved from its original 9 p.m. time slot on Wednesdays to 9:30 p.m. on Thursdays, following Cheers again, which gave the show even more popularity. The show won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series in 1993, beating out its family-oriented competitor Home Improvement, which at the time was a big hit for NBC's rival ABC. Season 5 was also a ratings-hit as it consisted of many popular episodes such as "The Mango", "The Puffy Shirt", "The Lip Reader", "The Marine Biologist", "The Hamptons", and "The Opposite". Another story arc was used in which George returns to live with his parents for the entire season and later, creation of a coffee table book by Kramer. This was also the first season to be shown in the 9 p.m. time slot on Thursdays, replacing Cheers. The show was again nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series, but lost to the Cheers spin-off Frasier, which was only in its first season. Seinfeld was nominated for the same award every year for the rest of its run but would keep losing to Frasier.



Seasons 6 to 7: Maintaining the top
With Season 6, Andy Ackerman replaced Tom Cherones as the director of the show. Even so, the series remained well-regarded and produced some of its most famous episodes, such as "The Fusilli Jerry", "The Chinese Woman", "The Jimmy", "The Face Painter", and "The Switch", which finally revealed Kramer's first name, Cosmo. Story arcs used in this season was Elaine working as a personal assistant to her eccentric boss Mr. Pitt as well as George's parents' separation, which ended by the next season. This was also the first season in which Seinfeld reached Number 1 in the Nielsen Ratings.
According to the cast, crew, and many critics, Season 7 was when the show reached its creative peak. Another story arc created this season consisted of George getting engaged to his former girlfriend Susan Ross, whose last appearance was in Season 4. He spends most of the season regretting the engagement and trying to get out of it. Garnering its highest ratings yet, Seinfeld went on to produce some of its most famous episodes—namely "The Soup Nazi", "The Hot Tub", "The Maestro", and "The Rye" among others.



Seasons 8 to 9: Without Larry David
The show's ratings were still going very strong in its final two seasons (8 and 9), but its critical standing suffered. Larry David left at the end of Season 7, (although he continued to voice Steinbrenner in Season 8), so Seinfeld assumed David's duties as showrunner, and, under the direction of a new writing staff, Seinfeld became more of a fast-paced, absurdist show. The humor began to rely heavily on slapstick, and storylines occasionally delved into fantasy, an example being "The Bizarro Jerry", when Elaine is torn between exact opposites of her friends or when Jerry dates a woman who has the now-famed "man hands". Some notable episodes from season 8 include "The Little Kicks" showing Elaine's horrible dancing, "The Yada Yada", "The Chicken Roaster", and "The Comeback".
Season 9 included episodes such as "The Merv Griffin Show", "The Butter Shave", "The Betrayal" (the backwards episode), and "The Finale", which was written by Larry David. The last season included a story arc in which Elaine has an on/off relationship with David Puddy. Despite being offered to return for another season, Seinfeld decided to end the show after its ninth season.



Ending
After nine years on the air, Jerry Seinfeld announced on December 26, 1997, that the series would end production the following spring. The announcement made the front page of all the major New York newspapers, including the New York Times. Jerry Seinfeld was even featured on the cover of Time magazine's first issue of 1998.
The series ended with a 75-minute episode (cut down to 60 minutes in syndication, in two parts) written by co-creator and former executive producer Larry David, which aired on May 14, 1998. Before the finale, a one-hour retrospective clip show was aired which included memorable scenes from the show's past nine seasons.
Jerry Seinfeld on the cover of TIME magazine in 1998. It was also the first episode since the finale of Season 7, "The Invitations", to feature opening and closing stand-up comedy acts by Jerry Seinfeld. The finale was filmed in front of an audience of NBC executives and additional friends of the show.
The press and the public were shut out of the filming for the sake of keeping its plot secret, and all those who attended the taping of finale signed written "vows of silence". The secrecy only seemed to increase speculation on how the series would end. Various accounts suggested that Jerry and Elaine get married while more cynical fans favored Julia Louis-Dreyfus's suggestion that the foursome die in a car accident after all their wishes come true. The producers of the show tweaked the media about the hype, spreading a false rumor about Newman ending up in the hospital and Jerry and Elaine sitting in a chapel, presumably to marry.
The episode aired on the same day that Frank Sinatra died, and its airing may have been somewhat overshadowed by this event, but nonetheless it enjoyed a huge audience, estimated at 76 million viewers (58 percent of all viewers that night) making it the third most watched finale in television history. However, the finale received mixed reviews from both critics and fans of the show. The actual finale poked fun at the many rumors that were circulating, seeming to move into several supposed plots before settling on its true storyline—a lengthy trial in which Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are prosecuted for violating a "Good Samaritan law" and are sentenced to jail. The last conversation in this final episode repeats the very first conversation from the pilot episode, discussing the positioning of a button on George's shirt. In the finale, the characters vaguely recall having the conversation before.
According to Forbes magazine, Seinfeld's annual earning from the show in 2004 was $267 million.[22] He was reportedly offered $5 million per episode to continue the show into its tenth season but he refused. As of July 2007, he is still the second highest earner in the Television industry, earning $60 million a year.
The show itself became the first television series to command more than $1 million a minute for advertising–a mark previously attained only by the Super Bowl.
Awards and nominations
Seinfeld has received awards and nominations in various categories throughout the mid-90s. It was awarded the Emmy for "Outstanding Comedy series" in 1993, Golden Globe Award for "Best TV-Series (Comedy)" in 1994 and Screen Actors Guild award for "Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series" in 1995, 1997 and 1998. Apart from these, the show was also nominated for an Emmy award from 1992 to 1998 for "Outstanding Comedy series", Golden Globe award from 1994 to 1998 for "Best TV-Series (Comedy)", and Screen Actors Guild award for "Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series" from 1995 to 1998.



Ratings History
Season Ranking Viewership
Four (1992–93) 25 12,754,700
Five (1993–94) 3 18,274,800[26]
Six (1994–95) 1 19,652,400[27]
Seven (1995–96) 2 20,330,800[28]
Eight (1996–97) 2 19,885,000
Nine (1997–98) 1 21,266,000



After Seinfeld
The "Seinfeld curse"
Dreyfus, Alexander and Richards have attempted unsuccessfully to launch new sitcoms as title-role characters. Despite decent acclaim and even some respectable ratings, almost every show was cancelled quickly, usually within the first season. This gave rise to the term Seinfeld curse to describe the failure of a sitcom by an actor following massive success on an ensemble show. Shows specifically cited regarding the Seinfeld curse are Julia Louis Dreyfus' Watching Ellie, Jason Alexander's Bob Patterson and Listen Up! and Michael Richards' The Michael Richards Show. This phenomenon was mocked in Larry David's hit HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which Larry David brings up the idea to Jason Alexander that he should do a show about Alexander's inability to shake the 'George' title in order to move on with his career. When David and Alexander begin feuding in the show, Larry David takes the idea to Julia Louis-Dreyfus. They plan to work on a show called Aren't you Evelyn? but Larry David blows their chances with every network they meet, causing Julia to bow out of the idea.
Since the end of the program, Alexander has acted in film, theater and television, including guest appearances on Larry David's HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Louis-Dreyfus also appeared on Curb Your Enthusiasm and has received on-screen and voice credits in television (such as Arrested Development) and the Disney/Pixar animated film A Bug's Life. Louis-Dreyfus stars in the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine, which debuted in March 2006 to strong ratings and has been consistent ever since. The show was also renewed for a second season. Its 35 episodes make it the longest running show starring a Seinfeld alumnus since Seinfeld ended. Louis-Dreyfus also received an Emmy Award for lead actress in a comedy series for her role as Christine. In her acceptance speech, Louis-Dreyfus held up her award and exclaimed, "I’m not somebody who really believes in curses, but curse this, baby!"[31] The show was also renewed for its third season, and returned as a midseason replacement through the 2007-08 season. The "Seinfeld curse" was discussed in the opening of Saturday Night Live episode on May 13, 2006, hosted by Louis-Dreyfus. Alexander and Seinfeld also appeared in this episode of Saturday Night Live. Richards continues to appear in new film and television work as well. In November 2006, controversy arose concerning racial epithets Richards shouted at black hecklers during a live comedy show. He apologized for his statements a few days later on the Late Show with David Letterman at the request of Jerry Seinfeld."It's so completely idiotic … It's very hard to have a successful sitcom," Larry David once said of the curse.[33]
Another scene
On the November 1, 2007, episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld mentioned the possibility of filming one last scene, after they leave prison. He mentioned he is far too busy to do it now, but did not announce what the scene would entail as it is still a possibility they will do it.[34] In Commentary from the final season DVD, Jerry Seinfeld outlines that he and Jason Alexander spoke about this scene being in Monks Coffee Shop, with George saying “That was brutal” in reference to their team's stint in jail.



Consumer products
A recurring feature of Seinfeld was its use of specific products, especially candy, as plot points. These might be a central feature of a plot (e.g. Junior Mints, Twix, Jujyfruits, Snickers, Nestlé Chunky, Oh Henry! and PEZ), or an association of a candy with a guest character (e.g. Oh Henry! bars), or simply a conversational aside (e.g. Chuckles, Twinkies). Non-candy products featured in Seinfeld include Rold Gold pretzels (whose advertisements at the time featured Jason Alexander), Kenny Rogers Roasters (a chicken restaurant chain), Oreo Cookies, Ben & Jerry's, H&H Bagels, Drake's Coffee Cakes, Pepsi, Mello Yello, Bosco Chocolate Syrup, Cadillac, Saab, Ford Escort, Tyler Chicken, Specialized Bicycles, BMW, Volvo, Toyota, Tupperware, Calvin Klein, Klein Bicycles, Ovaltine, Arby's, TV Guide, Trump Tower, the board games Risk, Boggle, Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, and Battleship, Entenmann's and the J. Peterman clothing catalog. The computers in Jerry's apartment are always Apple Macintosh; the featured model changed every few seasons to reflect Apple's latest offerings. Also seen throughout the show's run were many different brands of cereal.
A notable exception to this pattern is the use of a fictional whiskey brand called "Hennigan's". One product placement, for Snapple, was inserted as a parody of product placement; when offered some by Elaine in the middle of a conversation, the character Babu Bhatt's (owner of a Pakistani restaurant named as "Dream Cafe") brother declines, calling the drink "too fruity".
The show's creators claim that they were not engaging in a product placement strategy for commercial gain. One of the motivations for the use of real-world products, quite unrelated to commercial considerations, is the comedy value of funny-sounding phrases and words. "I knew I wanted Kramer to think of watching the operation like going to see a movie," explained Seinfeld writer/producer Andy Robin in an interview published in the Hollywood Reporter. "At first, I thought maybe a piece of popcorn falls into the patient. I ran that by my brother, and he said, 'No, Junior Mints are just funnier.'"
Many advertisers capitalized on the popularity of Seinfeld. American Express created a webisode in which Jerry Seinfeld and an animated Superman (voiced by Patrick Warburton, who played the role of David Puddy) into its commercial. Another advertisement featured Jason Alexander in a Chrysler commercial. In this, Alexander behaves much like his character George, and his relationship with Lee Iacocca plays on his George's relationship with George Steinbrenner. Similarly, Michael Richards was the focus of a series of advertisements for Vodafone which ran in Australia where he dressed and behaved exactly like Kramer, including the trademark bumbling pratfalls.



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Thursday, June 27, 2013

Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

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Category: Stand-up Comedy

Zane's Rating: R (Adult humour--not for people under 20

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Sarah Silverman

Okay so for the people who are allowed to be here:

She's married to Jimmy Kimmel (Canadian comedian with a talk show).

She does sex humour.

She is very cute. She uses creative insults.

My favourite bit includes the following :"Don't piss in my pool".....she's not talking about a swimming pool.

Birth Name: Sarah Kate Silverman

Born: Deceber 1, 1970 (as of March 25, 2008 she is 37 years old), Bedford, New Hampshire, United States

What She Does: She is a Stand Up Comedian--(Television)

Years Active: 1993 to present

Subjects: American culture, bigotry, racism, sexism Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American comedian, writer, and actor. Although usually credited as Sarah Silverman, she is sometimes credited by her nickname Big S.[1] Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics such as racism, sexism and religion.

She often performs her act as a caricature of a Jewish-American princess, mocking bigotry and stereotypes of ethnic groups and religious denominations, by endorsing them ironically.[2][3][4] Silverman was first noticed as a writer and occasional performer on Saturday Night Live. She now stars in and produces The Sarah Silverman Program, which debuted February 1, 2007, on Comedy Central.







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Sarah Silverman
Biography

Early Life

Silverman, the youngest of four daughters, was born in Bedford, New Hampshire. Her mother Beth Ann Silverman was George McGovern's personal campaign photographer and founded the theater company New Thalian Players. Her father Donald Silverman was a social worker by training who ran the discount clothing store Crazy Sophie's Outlet. Her family is Jewish, the descendants of immigrants from Russia and Poland. Sarah appeared in community theater at age twelve. Her high school was The Derryfield School in Manchester, New Hampshire. At seventeen she performed stand-up comedy in a restaurant, singing a song she called "Mammaries." She then attended New York University and continued her stand-up in Greenwich Village. Career

Silverman first received national attention in the 1993–94 season of Saturday Night Live, as a writer and featured player. She was fired after one season because only one of the sketches she wrote survived to dress rehearsal, and none aired. Bob Odenkirk, a former SNL writer explained, "I could see how it wouldn't work at SNL because she's got her own voice, she's very much Sarah Silverman all the time. She can play a character but she doesn't disappear into the character -- she makes the character her."[6] Silverman claims being fired by SNL via fax upset her greatly. She parodied the situation when she appeared on The Larry Sanders Show episode "The New Writer" (1996), playing Sanders' new staff writer, whose jokes are not used because of the chauvinism and bias of the male chief comedy writer, who favors the jokes of his male co-writers. She had a recurring role on Larry Sanders for its last two seasons.



Sarah Silverman

Early Life continued

Silverman was a featured performer on the HBO sketch comedy show Mr. Show (1995-97). She made TV program guest appearances on Seinfeld, in the episode "The Money" (1997); on Star Trek: Voyager, in the two-part time travel episode "Future's End" (1996); on Greg the Bunny as a series regular (2002); and on the salacious puppet television comedy Crank Yankers, as the voice of Hadassah Guberman (2003, 2007). She had small parts in the films There's Something About Mary, Say It Isn't So, School of Rock, The Way of the Gun, Overnight Delivery, Screwed, Heartbreakers, Evolution, School for Scoundrels and Rent, playing a mixture of comic and serious roles. Her stand-up comedy act, a one-woman show, was released in 2005 as a feature film, Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic. As part of the film's publicity campaign, she made several high profile appearances, including online in Slate, as the cover subject of Heeb magazine, and performing in roasts on Comedy Central of Pamela Anderson and Hugh Hefner. In 2005, Silverman played a therapist in a skit for a bonus DVD of the album Lullabies to Paralyze by the band Queens of the Stone Age.

She was a guest star in a second season episode of the USA cable program Monk, playing an obsessed fan of a fictional television detective, thus creating a meta-joke about the show. She returned in the sixth season premiere. According to the audio commentary on the Clerks II DVD, director Kevin Smith offered her the role that eventually went to Rosario Dawson, but she turned it down out of fear of being typecast in "girlfriend roles." However, she told Smith the role was "really funny" and mentioned that if the role of Randal Graves was being offered to her she "would do it in a heartbeat".

On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Silverman parodied sketches from Chappelle's Show, replaying Dave Chappelle's characterizations of Rick James and "Tyrone", as well as a Donnell Rawlings character based on the classic miniseries Roots. The parody addressed a popular rumor that Silverman was the planned replacement for Chappelle after he left his popular television show.

In 2006 Silverman placed #50 on Maxim Hot 100 List. In 2007 she placed #29 and appeared on the cover. She made the cover of the The Observer in Britain, with an article naming her "the world's hottest, most controversial comedian."

On June 3, 2007, Silverman hosted the MTV Movie Awards. During her opening act, she commented on the upcoming jail sentence of Paris Hilton, who was in the audience: "In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail... As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it is wrong, too. I just worry she is going to break her teeth on those things." Then on September 9, 2007, Silverman appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards. Following the comeback performance of Britney Spears, Silverman mocked her on stage, saying "Wow, she is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old, and she has already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind-blowing." She called Spears's children "the most adorable mistakes you will ever see" and imitated Spears's vagina with her mouth.



Sarah Silverman

On The Howard Stern Show in October 2007, Silverman volunteered to smell writer Richard Christy's scrotum after he had not showered in four days. Silverman attempted to match her description of the smell with other members of the Stern show staff. Silverman gagged a few times before describing the smell, "It was a hint of raw sourdough dough in a vat of mayonnaise that was in a trunk of, like, a 70's car for the summer".

On her boyfriend's show Jimmy Kimmel Live! on January 31, 2008, Silverman appeared to show him a special video she had made in honor of the show's fifth anniversary. The video turned out to be a song called "I'm Fucking Matt Damon", in which she and Damon, a frequent target of Kimmel's jokes, sang a duet about having an affair behind Kimmel's back. The video reportedly created an "instant YouTube sensation".[17] Kimmel exacted his video revenge on February 24 by enlisting a panoply of stars to record his song "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck". Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

Silverman's concert film, Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic based on her one-woman show of the same name, was released in 2005. Liam Lynch directed the movie, distributed by Roadside Attractions.

Rotten Tomatoes gave Jesus Is Magic a "fresh" rating of 64 percent with 54 positive reviews and 30 negative ones, with the "cream of the crop" giving it a rating of 67 percent.[19] It made $124,475 on its opening weekend, showing on seven screens. The box office performance led to an expanded release in as many as 57 theaters, resulting in a box office take of more than $1.3 million.[20]

The movie was released on DVD on June 6, 2006. The soundtrack featured songs and standup from the movie, and previously unreleased songs.

The Sarah Silverman Program

Silverman's television sitcom, The Sarah Silverman Program, debuted on Comedy Central on February 1, 2007. The show proved to be a ratings success, scoring the highest premiere ratings that a Comedy Central show had in three years, with 1.81 million viewers and the highest 18–49 rating of the night on cable. It portrays the day-to-day adventures of an oblivious "Sarah", her sister and friends. A number of comedic actors from Mr. Show have reappeared on The Sarah Silverman Program.



Sarah Silverman

Controversies

Sarah Silverman with Jesus Dress Up magnets, April 28, 2006. Silverman caused a brief controversy after using the ethnic slur "chink" in an interview on the July 11, 2001, episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. In the interview, Silverman explained that a friend had advised her on how to avoid jury duty by writing a racial slur on the selection form, "something inappropriate, like 'I hate chinks'." However, Silverman said that she ultimately decided that she did not want to be thought of as a racist, so she said, "I wrote 'I love chinks' – and who doesn't?" Silverman said that the joke satirizes the racist thought process. Guy Aoki, of the Media Action Network for Asian Americans (MANAA), objected to her use of the slur, saying that NBC's airing of it was inexcusable. NBC and O'Brien issued an apology, but Silverman did not, later appearing on Politically Incorrect on July 26, and August 22, 2001. On the July episode, actor Kelly Hu stated that she understood the point of the joke, and did not object to it. Silverman questioned Aoki's sincerity, accusing him of exploiting the opportunity for publicity. On the August episode, Aoki appeared with Silverman, and stated that he did not accept Silverman's explanation, saying that it was not successful satire, that she should have substituted "chink" with "Chinese person", and that comedians should consult with groups such as his before performing such material. Silverman stated in an interview on NPR's Fresh Air that she was asked to repeat the joke on Politically Incorrect, among other places, but she eventually dropped the joke from her act because she felt it was becoming stale.[21] Silverman has since turned the complaint into grist for her stand-up act, saying that the experience helped teach her the important lesson that racism is bad: "And I mean bad, like in that black way."



Sarah Silverman

Personal Life

Silverman talked about having dated Dave Attell on one of her appearances on The Howard Stern Show. Silverman and Colin Quinn joke about having been romantically linked during her Saturday Night Live career. In her first appearance on the Stern show in June 2001, she said she was dating someone named Tom who wrote for SNL.

Since 2002, Silverman has been in a relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, host of Jimmy Kimmel Live![25] She refers to the relationship in some of her comedy:

“I'm Jewish, but I wear this Saint Christopher medal sometimes; my boyfriend is Catholic -- but you know... it was cute the way he gave it to me. He said if it doesn't burn a hole through my skin it will protect me.”Silverman is a fan of Jenny Lewis and appeared in one of Lewis' music videos. She is also a fan of comedian Steve Martin, who was one of her major inspirations as a younger comedian.Silverman has said that she does not consume alcohol, because it nauseates her. She is open about her lifelong battle with clinical depression, crediting her current emotional health to her use of prescription drug Zoloft. She struggled with bedwetting when she was a teenager, and has said the last time she wet her bed was when she was fired from Saturday Night Live.

Silverman says she does not want to get married until same-sex couples are able to. She also says she doesn't want to have biological children to avoid the chance that they might inherit her depression.

She enjoys playing Scrabble on the Internet. One of her regular opponents is Alyssa Milano, who lives in the same building.

She credited comedian Tig Notaro as one of her best friends in an interview in The Advocate.

Fellow Sarah Silverman Program actor Laura Silverman is her sister, both fictionally and in real life.



Filmography

Features:

Who's the Caboose? (1997) Overnight Delivery (1998) Bulworth (1998) There's Something About Mary (1998) The Bachelor (1999) What Planet Are You From? (2000) Screwed (2000) The Way of the Gun (2000) Black Days (2001) Say It Isn't So (2001) Heartbreakers (2001) Evolution (2001) Run Ronnie Run (2002) School of Rock (2003) Hair High (2004) (voice) The Aristocrats (2005) (documentary) Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) Rent (2005) I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006) School for Scoundrels (2006) Fired! (2007) (documentary) Certifiably Jonathan (2007) (documentary) Futurama: Bender's Big Score

Short Subjects:

Strippers Pole (2002) Nobody's Perfect (2004) Supermarket (2004) Give The Jew Girl Toys (satirical music video)



Television Work

Saturday Night Live (cast member from 1993–1994)Mr. Show (Featured performer 1995) The Larry Sanders Show (1994-1996) Star Trek Voyager (1996) (Two episode arc, "Future's End") Seinfeld (1997) ("The Money") Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (1998) (voice as herself in the episode "Alderman") Smog (1999) (unsold pilot) Late Last Night (1999) Futurama (2000, "The Cryonic Woman") Super Nerds (2000) (unsold pilot) Rocky Times (2000) (unsold pilot) Greg the Bunny (2002–2004)Crank Yankers (2002— ) (voice)Frasier (2003) (Jane in "Maris Returns") Pilot Season (2004) (miniseries) Entourage (herself, 2004) Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2004, "Robositter" [credited as "Big S"]) Drawn Together (2004, "The Other Cousin" Episode 1.5) Monk (two appearances, 2004 and 2007) American Dad! (2005), "Stan Knows Best" (voice) Tom Goes to the Mayor (2005, Episode 11 "Pipe Camp") Celebrity Poker Showdown (2003- 2 times entry) The Andy Milonakis Show, herself (2007) The Sarah Silverman Program (2007— )



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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

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Hedberg during his Comedy Central Presents special in 1999
Birth name Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Born February 24, 1968
Saint Paul, Minnesota, U.S.
Died March 29, 2005 (aged 37)
Livingston, New Jersey, U.S.[1]
Medium Stand-up, film
Nationality American
Years active 1989–2005
Genres Observational comedy, surreal humor, word play, Non sequitur, One-liner
Subject(s) Recreational drug use, everyday life, American culture, self-deprecation, drinking culture, Food
Influences George Carlin, Emo Philips, Jackie Vernon, Steven Wright, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Hicks, Cheech and Chong, Bobcat Goldthwait
Influenced Dale Amler, Jon Lajoie, Shmuel Breban, Ryan Maglunob, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin, Aziz Ansari, Jake Hurwitz
Spouse Lynn Shawcroft (1999–2005) (his death)
Notable works and roles Strategic Grill Locations
Mitch All Together
Do You Believe in Gosh?
Website www.mitchhedberg.net
Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005)[2] was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes[3] mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.[4]

Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following,[5] with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.[6]

Early life

Mitch Hedberg was born February 24, 1968, in Saint Paul, Minnesota, the son of Swedish immigrants Arne and Mary Hedberg.[7] He graduated from Harding High School in Saint Paul.

Career

Hedberg began his standup career in Florida, and after a period of honing his skills, he moved to Seattle and began to tour. He soon appeared on MTV's Comikaze, followed by a 1996 appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman that brought him his big break. He won the 1997 grand prize at the Seattle Comedy Competition. The next year he appeared in an episode of Fox's series That '70s Show.

In 1999 he completed his own independent feature film, Los Enchiladas!, which he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in. He recorded three comedy CDs: Strategic Grill Locations, Mitch All Together, and Do You Believe in Gosh?, the last released posthumously. He also appeared at the Montreal Just For Laughs comedy festival in 1998 and 2001.

Concurrent with his rising fame in the entertainment industry, Hedberg appeared on Letterman nine more times, signed a half-million dollar deal with Fox for a television sitcom, and was dubbed "the next Seinfeld" by Time Magazine.[8]George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Doug Stanhope, Mike Birbiglia and Lewis Black were reportedly among his comedian fans.[9]

Personal life

Hedberg was married to Canadian comedian Lynn Shawcroft from 1999 until his death in 2005.[10][2]

Hedberg was known to be a drug user, mentioning it in some of his jokes (e.g., "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too"). In May 2003 he was arrested in Austin, Texas, for heroin possession.[1]

Death

On March 29, 2005, Hedberg was found dead in a hotel room in Livingston, New Jersey.[11] He was 37 years old. Hedberg was born with a heart defect for which he received extensive treatment as a child.[1][12] It was initially speculated that this condition may have played a part in his death. The New Jersey medical examiner's office reported "multiple drug toxicity" in the form of cocaine and heroin as the official cause of death.[1]

Hedberg's death was formally announced on April 1, 2005, leading many to believe it was an April Fool's joke, only to find out later that it was not. His funeral was held at St. Ambrose of Woodbury Church in Minnesota,[13] and he is buried at Roselawn Cemetery in Roseville.

Hedberg was interviewed by Jonathan Davis in the December 2001 issue of Penthouse. In the interview, published three years before his death, he was asked "If you could choose, how would you end your life?" His response was "First, I'd want to get famous, and then I'd overdose. If I overdosed at this stage in my career, I would be lucky if it made the back pages."

Style

Hedberg's standup comedy was distinguished by the unique manner of speech he adopted later in his career, his abrupt delivery, and his unusual stage presence. His material depended heavily on wordplay, non sequiturs, paraprosdokians, and object observations. His act usually consisted equally of compact one- or two-liners (like Steven Wright's) and longer routines, often with each line as a punchline. Many of his jokes were inspired by everyday thoughts or situations.

Because he suffered from stage fright, Hedberg often performed in sunglasses, with his head down and his hair in his face or his eyes closed to avoid eye contact with the audience. He often stood upstage or with his back to the audience, and constantly moved in place. Sometimes his nervousness would cause him to shake his microphone uncontrollably.[14]

Hedberg occasionally added disclaimers to the end of a joke to let the audience know that he shared their judgment of it, especially when jokes were poorly delivered or received with a resigned "all right." He also toyed with audiences that failed to respond in the way he had intended them to, occasionally quipping, "That joke's better than you acted." During recordings for CDs, he would often say that he would find a way to edit a failed gag to make it seem well-received, for example by "adding laughter" to a failed joke containing arithmetic. Following such a failure on Strategic Grill Locations, Hedberg suggested, "All right ... that joke is going to be good because I'm going to take all the words out and add new words. That joke will be fixed."[15]

Comedy Central Records announced the release of an album of new Mitch Hedberg material on June 10, 2008. The album, Do You Believe in Gosh?, was released on September 9, 2008, and contains material recorded at The Improv in Ontario, California in January 2005. Hedberg's wife, Lynn, wrote the introduction, in which she stated that the performance was in preparation for a year-end CD recording.[16]

Discography

Strategic Grill Locations (1999) (Originally self-published, later re-released on the Comedy Central label, edited)
Mitch All Together (November 18, 2003)
Do You Believe in Gosh? (September 9, 2008)[17]
Filmography

Year Title Role
1999 Los Enchiladas! Lee
2000 Almost Famous Eagles Road Manager
2005 Lords of Dogtown Frank Nasworthy (Urethane Wheels Guy)
TV appearances

Year Title Role/Info
1998 That '70s Show Episode 11, as Frank (Chef at the Hub)[18]
Premium Blend Episode dated May 23, 1998 as Himself
Late Show with David Letterman Himself (2 episodes)
1999 Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Episode 67 "Past Lives" and Episode 73 "Garden", both as Himself
Comedy Central Presents Himself
Late Show with David Letterman Himself (2 episodes)
Home Movies Episodes 104 and 105 as The Pet Eulogist and Mitch, respectively
2000 Late Show with David Letterman Himself
2001 Ed Episode 110 as Dave
Just for Laughs in Montreal Himself
Late Friday Himself
Home Movies Episodes 112 and 113 as Cop and Dr. Fizzel (Anger Management Counselor), respectively
Late Show with David Letterman Himself (2 episodes)
2002 Saddle Rash Various voices
Late Show with David Letterman Himself
2003 Late Show with David Letterman Himself
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Himself
Crank Yankers Himself
2004 Shorties Watchin' Shorties Episodes 4 and 9 as Himself
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Himself
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Sabrina the Teenaged Witch

Sabrina the Teenaged Witch

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Sabrina

Category: Sitcom, Comedy, Fantasy Sitcom, Comic Fantasy

Created By: Nell Scovell

Stars: Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Nick Bakay, Jenna Leigh Green, Nate Richert, Lindsay Sloane, Michelle Beaudoin, Soleil Moon Frye, Elisa Donovan

Number of Seasons: 7

Number of Episodes: 163 + 3 TV movies

Original Channel: ABC (1996 to 2000), The WB(2000to 2003)

Original Run: September 27, 1996 to April 24, 2003

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch is an American sitcom based on the Archie comic book series Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Its first four seasons aired on ABC from September 27, 1996 to May 5, 2000; the final three seasons ran on The WB Television Network from September 22, 2000 to April 24, 2003.






Premise

The sitcom revolved around a girl who must learn to be responsible for her own actions. As she had the power of magic, she often used it to try to help her loved ones or herself, frequently resulting in literal puns that are often disastrous and humorous. She must also learn to hone her powers while keeping them a secret from those around her.

The program began with her adventures in high school in the fictional town of Westbridge, located near Boston, Massachusetts (as opposed to Greendale, Virginia in the comics).

In the series' later seasons, she graduated from high school and enrolled in college, then moved on to her attempts to live on her own and keep a job at the local newspaper. Breaking further from its comic roots, the show ended with Sabrina's wedding, although, in the end, she abandoned the wedding and ran off with Harvey.



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Production
The series came on the success of the 1996 TV movie, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, in which Melissa Joan Hart had played the main character Sawyer, with the two aunts played by Sherry Miller (Hilda) and Charlene Fernetz (Zelda). The show is similar to the late 1980s syndicated sitcom Out of This World which also revolved around a teenage girl with magic powers of her own.

When the series came out later that year, Hart became Sabrina Spellman (the character's original last name in the comics), and the aunts were now played by Caroline Rhea (as Hilda) and Beth Broderick (as Zelda). The regular was Salem the wisecracking cat (a puppet that was voiced by Nick Bakay). Hart's real-life sisters Emily and Alexandra played her cousins, Amanda and Ally respectively and sister Samantha played a bridesmaid in her wedding. The show was never filmed in front of a studio audience, because of the special effects used in its production; a laugh track was used instead. The series was filmed in a single-format, hence every audience clip is laughter and never an "ooh" or an "aww".

The show was produced by Hartbreak Films and Viacom Productions, and later was syndicated through Paramount Television - which would go on to absorb Viacom Productions in 2004, and be renamed to CBS Paramount Television in 2006. Then in 2007, the syndication arm was renamed to CBS Television Distribution.

Los Angeles commercial photographer Keith Munyan, himself a former model, got his start on the series, particularly handling all the shots of Beth Broderick. Opening Sequence

The opening titles of seasons 1-3 shows Sabrina in front of a mirror posing with four different costumes and outfits as the cast members' names quickly flash on the bottom of the screen. The first three outfits are always the same, but the fourth one changes from episode to episode. At the end, Sabrina would say some sort of pun that related to the last outfit, then magically disappear.

The opening sequence of season 4 features the characters in bubbles.

The opening credits of seasons 5-7 are accompanied with a vocal theme song and feature Sabrina at various locations around Boston: Harvard Bridge, Boston Common, Union Oyster House, Massachusetts State House, Quincy Market, Newbury Street, Harvard University, Tufts University, and Beacon Hill. In the credits of seasons 5 and 6, after leaving Newbury Comics on Newbury Street, the computer graphics morph Sabrina into her room, lying on her bed next to Salem. In the final season, however, they morph her into arriving at Scorch. Upon pushing the door open, she is revealed to be walking into her house to greet Roxie, Morgan and Salem. Also, in the opening credits of seasons 5-7, she is seen exiting Newbury Comics on Newbury Street and then walking down a flight of stairs.



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Cast

Main

Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina Spellman

Caroline Rhea as Hilda Spellman

Beth Broderick as Zelda Spellman

Nate Richert as Harvey Kinkle

Nick Bakay as the voice of Salem Saberhagen







Recurring Actors

Jenna Leigh Green as Libby Chessler (1996—1999)

Michelle Beaudoin as Jennifer "Jenny" Kelly (1996—1997)

Lindsay Sloane as Valerie Birkhead (1997—1999)

Martin Mull as Principal Willard Kraft (1997—2000)

David Lascher as Josh (1999—2002)

Soleil Moon Frye as Roxie King (2000—2003)

Elisa Donovan as Morgan Cavanaugh (2000—2003)

Trevor Lissauer as Miles Goodman (2000—2002)

Paul Feig as Biology teacher Mr. Eugene "Gene" Pool (1996—1997)

Mary Gross as Mrs. Quick (1997—2000)

Carl Michael Lindner as Dr. Brinkman (1998, 1999)







Recurring Actors continued

Bridget Flanery as Jill (1996—1998)

China Shavers as Dreama (1999—2000)

Jon Huertas as Brad Alcerro (1999—2000)

Alimi Ballard as Quizmaster Albert (1997—1998)

Phil Fondacaro as Roland (1997—2000)

George Wendt as Mike Shelby (2001—2002)

John Ducey as Leonard (2002—2003)

Diana-Maria Riva as Annie Martos (2002—2003)

Bumper Robinson as James (2002—2003)

Andrew Walker as Cole Harper (2002—2003)

Dylan Neal as Aaron Jacobs (2003)

Emily Hart as Amanda (1996—2003)

Penn Jillette as Drell (1996—1997)

Donald Faison as Dashiell (1997-1998)



















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Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles

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Born: Ryan Lee Stiles, April 22, 1959 (1959-04-22) (age 49) Seattle, Washington, United States Spouse(s): Patricia McDonald

Ryan Lee Stiles (born April 22, 1959) is an Emmy-nominated American-Canadian actor and comedian, whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy, and is best known for his work on Whose Line Is It Anyway? and The Drew Carey Show. In 2002, Stiles and Sean Masterson finished work on a screenplay entitled Live Bait, which is reportedly in production.


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Biography

Early life and career

Stiles was born in Seattle, Washington, the youngest of five children. His father, Sonny, was a fishing plant supervisor. His mother's name is Irene.[2] When he was ten, his Canadian-born parents moved the family to Richmond, British Columbia. At the age of seventeen, he dropped out of high school to pursue a career in comedy. He worked in his father's fish-processing plant to earn a living while doing stand-up at Punchlines Comedy Club in Vancouver, British Columbia and performing improv with Vancouver TheatreSports League. In 1986, Stiles successfully auditioned for a berth at Toronto's renowned Second City comedy ensemble.







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Television work

By 1989, he had gained the attention of the producers of the British improvisational comedy show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?. Stiles was a regular on the show until 1998, and the show's short production season allowed him to make numerous television and motion picture appearances in the United States.

In 1995, Stiles was tapped by American comic Drew Carey to be a regular on his sitcom, The Drew Carey Show. He played Drew's smart but underachieving best friend, Lewis Kiniski. Stiles' first line in the pilot episode of the The Drew Carey Show, "And that's why the French don't wash," is a line he'd previously used in an episode of the British version of Whose Line?. In 1998, Carey successfully lobbied ABC to get an American version of Whose Line? produced. Following the final season of the British version in 1998, the American version premiered, with both Stiles and Carey credited as executive producers. Stiles featured in every episode of the American series, which was produced until 2003. New episodes continued to air, however, for several years subsequent.












Work on Whose Line?

Stiles was the most prolific performer on the original UK version of Whose Line?, appearing in 76 of the series 136 episodes (including compilations). He first appeared in the fifth episode of the second season, which aired in late 1989. He appeared in one other episode of that season, before returning for four episodes of the third season. His prominence increased with each season, ultimately appearing in every episode from the seventh season on.

He and Colin Mochrie were the only two performers to appear in every episode of the US version, though Wayne Brady also became a regular near the beginning of the second season.

Stiles was known for several recurring impressions he performed on the shows, performed both at his own decision, and as an assignment in games. These included Carol Channing, John Wayne, and that of a deer. He made clear his dislike of the musical segments of the show, particularly the game "Hoedown," often reacting negatively to its being announced. Other than in early UK playings, Stiles was always the last performer to sing in "Hoedown" and other similar musical games, allowing him more time to devise lyrics, and giving him the final punchlines, as well as injecting (usually not-so subtle) jabs at the hoedown itself, or of the host for having him perform in it. Stiles developed a professional rapport with fellow regular Mochrie on the UK version which continued on to the American series. There were a number of games which exclusively paired Mochrie and Stiles at every playing. Though other performers did so, he was the most common performer to make bald jokes at Mochrie's expense. In return, Mochrie often jokes about Stiles's height, nose and attractiveness.

Stiles took part in the regular practice of mocking host Clive Anderson on the UK series, though he did so with less frequency than others. On the American version, however, he was among the most frequent mockers of Carey.

Stiles almost always dressed in a button-up shirt; typically a dress shirt, and was one of the few performers to commonly wear a Necktie. One of Stiles's notable trademarks on the US series were his dress shoes, many of which were an unusual color, or had a flashy pattern of several colors. Stiles shoes were sometimes mocked by Carey and the other performers. In addition, a running gag on the American version of the show had the producers trying (and invariably failing) to stump Stiles, by giving him increasingly bizarre mannerisms or characters in the games that require him to act them out. When reading them just prior to the scene, he and Carey would often laugh at what was written on the cards.







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Personal life

In 1981, Stiles met Patricia McDonald at Punchlines where she was waitressing. They lived together for seven years before marrying in 1988. They have three children (Sam, Mackenzie and Claire). When not working in Hollywood, he lives at his home on Lake Samish outside Bellingham, WA, where he has opened the Upfront Theatre, a small theatre dedicated to live improv comedy.



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He was rumored to be a diabetic, as he occasionally played on this idea on WLIIA, although on the April 7, 2007 episode of Outlaw Radio, he laughed at and denied the rumor. He also denied it in several interviews of that year, including one with the Eugene, Oregon Register-Guard and one with the Idaho Statesman. The fact he is not a diabetic is evidenced by the fact that in one improv game called "Helping Hands", in which another actor on the panel (frequently Colin Mochrie) would substiture his own hands and arms for Stiles' during the scene, the other actor would often force Stiles to ingest items that contained sugar (and occasionally alcohol), which would have put Stiles' health at great risk were he a diabetic. Given the good friendship and working relationship Stiles developed with the other improvisationalists during the course of both British and American versions of the show, it would have seemed doubtful they would have knowingly done so were Stiles' diabetes a fact.

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Stiles reportedly has trouble finding shoes that fit him because of his very large shoe size, 15. He often has shoes custom-made for him by George Esquivel. Jokes pertaining to Stiles' shoes on Whose Line Is It Anyway? were quite common, as well as references to his height, with him currently standing at 6 ft 6 in (198 cm) tall. His good friends are fellow comedians Colin Mochrie and Drew Carey

Stiles once lived in a house previously owned by Liberace in Sherman Oaks, California, but sold the house several years ago.



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Other appearances

Stiles has a new ad campaign for Playskool, talking to playful toddlers in a manner as if they were adults. For example: "Where do you see yourself in eighteen months?"

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Ryan appeared in the 1991 film Hot Shots as Mailman Farnham, and also starred in the 1993 sequel Hot Shots! Part Deux, as marine Rabinowitz. In the film, he is heard to say to Charlie Sheen's character, Topper Harley:



Ryan Stiles

Know what I'm gonna do if we make it? I'm gonna go back to Eagle River and marry my gal, Edith Mae. Gonna get us a nice little place with a white picket fence. You know the kind. Two-car garage. Maybe a fishing boat. And in 15 years, when they're all paid for... I'll set my charges and blow the shit out of them.

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Since 2004, Stiles has been seen as the recurring character Dr. Herb Melnick in several episodes of the comedy Two and a Half Men which stars his Hot Shots co-stars Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. Stiles also made short guest appearances on Murphy Brown, Mad About You, and Dharma & Greg. In July 2008, he was a guest star on Reno 911! as Sergeant Clift, an acting coach.














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