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Okay I'm lazy but I do have the website mostly updated....well both the site and the blog are supposed to have the same information.  I guess the website will have special effects and fireworks and cute babies and animals .... some cute babes (of the adult kind too).

Hey teenagers ...... you might just see some skin that you aren't supposed to see yet.....It might just be a knee cap or an elbow......Wait someone is whispering to me.......I'm being told that we have camels with toes.....What's special about.....hang on....More whispering....Oh .... Camel Toes.....So.......Oh...ohhhhhhhhhhh.  Give me a sec.  I'm whispering back.....Do you have any pictures I can see right now.......In case your wondering I'm rubbing my hands in anticipation.  I'm being handed the picture.  I'm turning it over and I'm seeing curvy legs....long legs....I see huge Kardashian type lips.....okay I`m looking at the whole picture now.  Wholly /$%??&&&&* ......Hey wait ....That`s a camel and there`s a closeup on its toe.

Okay, that person is fired.  Click on the link above while I go out to do a google search....not camel toes. 

Hang on......my assistant is telling me one final secret .....  There is a thing called a coin slot......Oh crap.  Why do I care about vending machines.   He says it has to do with chicks or there are chicks in front of the machines.  Baby chickens are cute and if you put them in a vending machine they can get you free chocolates.

Okay so coin slots.  He says think about plumbers when they are fixing your sink.  Ewwwwww.   He says think female plumber........You had me at female. 

Okay I`m being interrupted so ask me to finish this later .... or pay me not to.

Later.

(November 26, 2015 Thursday -- 2:22am)

Okay coin slots.  

I've had a some time to do some research.  I went up to people who work in the vending industry and I asked a few questions.  

I started small.  I lucked out and found a nice looking woman filling a vending machine.  I approached her and said I had a few questions.

She said she'll try to help if she can.  I pointed at the slot where you insert coins and asked her if she had any weird stories about the coin slot.

She giggled but saw I wasn't up to speed in some way.  She said she had seen people insert all kinds of things into the coin slot.  Again she giggled but again saw I didn't see the humour.

I said to the woman that a friend of mine had given me some questions to ask her.

She said okay.

I didn't put much thought into the questions so I just asked them.

The first question was "may a get a close look at your coin slot."  I looked at the machine's coin slot but the woman assumed that I knew what I was talking about and that I wanted to see her coin slot..... yes she thought at that moment that I meant the area above her but hole where her butt cleavage starts.  I did not mean that at that moment.  She gave me an angry look so I pointed at the machine's coin slot.  She calmed down and asked if I wanted to take a picture of the coin slot on the machine.  I didn't think long and said yes okay.

I took a picture of the machine's coin slot then looked at the questions I had been given.  

At the end of the first question it said "Not a machine's coin slot."

I didn't put much thought into that notation.

Question 2 asked me to ask the subject of my questions if I can touch the coin slot.  I didn't think as usual and I turned to the woman.  

I would like to touch your coin slot.  I again was looking at the machine's coin slot but the woman again assumed I was pranking her and she took a swing at me.  

She missed and I asked if I could touch her coin slot--- and I pointed at the machine's coin slot.  

She was annoyed but she politely said that if I wanted to touch the machine's coin slot I could but then to leave her alone.

I touched the coin slot....on the machine and didn't get what the big deal was.

I told her I was told to get a picture of her coin slot.  She pointed at the machine's slot and said "You can take a picture of this slot."

I took the picture and then asked what other slot would I be talking about.  She seemed confused.

She had to be wondering if I could be that out of it....and at that moment I was.

I said that I missed a question if she'd let me just ask her I would ask it and then be out of her hair....or I guess it could have been her underwear that I'd get out of.

She folded her arms and say go ahead.  

I looked at the paper and said I should ask her for her number in case I had more questions about her coin slot or if she wanted to model some lingerie.

I realized that I had been set up.

I turned red ....  well you could tell I was embarrased.  I looked at the woman and apologized and said my friend gave me these questions.  

I still didn't get what kind of trouble I had gotten myself into.

After I curled up into a fetal position for a few minutes the woman helped me to my feet.  

I asked her what I had missed.  She seemed to be willing to give me the benefit of a doubt.

She whispered in my ear.

She explained what the other coin slot is and why asking to see her coin slot or take a picture would be so rude.

I almost fell to the floor but she help me up.

I regained my balance and then apologized again.

Now that we were both on the same page she said it's a new thing and she's surprised that I didn't know about it.

She felt so sorry for me and some how he got to be attracted to me ..... like fresh meat ..... so she gave me her phone number.

She again whispered in my ear.

She said I could get better results with the question list from my friend if I went to her house.  

We've been happily married for a few years now........buzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh crap, the alarm clock.

I looked around and realized I was in my own bed, alone.  It was all a dream?

I moved the pillow around a bit and realized there was something under there.

There was a quarter, vaseline, some pictures, and ...... a phone number.

Wow, could it be?

I got my phone and started dialing......

416 967 1111...........oh crap

I hang up.   But what about the other items....

There's a note.....